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 * "Say it, don't spray it!"
 * "It seems strange to meet computer geeks who're still primarily running Windows... as if they were still cooking on a wood stove or something." - mbp
 * "Perl is executable line noise, Python is executable pseudo-code."
 * "Heck, I'm having a hard time imagining the DOM as civilized!" -- Fred L. Drake, Jr.
 * Good fortune in love, as well as a better position.
 * Some men are discovered; others are found out.
 * Words must be weighed, not counted.
 * By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
 * If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and play for once!
 * Your present plans will be successful.
 * He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
 * You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
 * Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
 * Words are the voice of the heart.
 * Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
 * A king's castle is his home.
 * Advancement in position.
 * You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
 * You will be surrounded by luxury.
 * He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
 * The universe is laughing behind your back.
 * The best prophet of the future is the past.
 * It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
 * Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
 * Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
 * Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
 * Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
 * Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
 * Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
 * You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
 * You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
 * Many pages make a thick book.
 * Every purchase has its price.
 * You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
 * Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
 * You will be surprised by a loud noise.
 * You will be married within a year.
 * You will have long and healthy life.
 * You will step on the soil of many countries.
 * Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
 * Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
 * You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
 * He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
 * You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
 * Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
 * The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
 * Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
 * If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
 * You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
 * Economy makes men independent.
 * You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
 * The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
 * Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
 * A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
 * A good memory does not equal pale ink.
 * Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
 * You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
 * You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
 * You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
 * How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
 * Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
 * It's later than you think.
 * Your lover will never wish to leave you.
 * You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
 * You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
 * Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
 * Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
 * It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things.
 * You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
 * Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
 * Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
 * Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
 * Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
 * Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
 * The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
 * You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
 * Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
 * Everybody ought to have a friend.
 * Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
 * Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
 * You love peace.
 * It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
 * You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 * Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
 * Preserve the old, but know the new.
 * You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
 * You have been selected for a secret mission.
 * You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
 * Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
 * Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
 * To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
 * You will be successful in love.
 * Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
 * Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
 * He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
 * Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
 * There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
 * Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
 * Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
 * The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
 * You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
 * You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
 * You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
 * As goatheard learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
 * You will be awarded some great honor.
 * One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
 * It is better to wear out than to rust out.
 * Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
 * If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
 * Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
 * You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
 * You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
 * It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
 * You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 * You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
 * When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
 * The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
 * It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
 * You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
 * How you look depends on where you go.
 * A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
 * Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
 * Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
 * A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
 * Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
 * Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.
 * You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
 * Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
 * Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
 * People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
 * Make a wish, it might come true.
 * A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
 * Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
 * Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
 * Courage is your greatest present need.
 * Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
 * It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
 * A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
 * Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
 * You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
 * You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
 * Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
 * Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection.
 * There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
 * You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
 * The time is right to make new friends.
 * You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
 * You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
 * You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
 * You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
 * He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
 * Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
 * You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
 * To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
 * You have an unusual equpment for success.  Be sure to use if properly.
 * Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
 * You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
 * His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
 * Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
 * You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
 * You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
 * Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
 * You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
 * Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
 * You are going to have a new love affair.
 * Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
 * Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
 * With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
 * His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
 * If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
 * A well-known friend is a treasure.
 * Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
 * You enjoy the company of other people.
 * Put your trust in those who are worthy.
 * Someone is speaking well of you.
 * He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
 * Your domestic life may be harmonious.
 * True happiness will be found only in true love.
 * You have no real enemies.
 * Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
 * Nile Is Like Emacs
 * Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!